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Felix is a hit-man who wants out of the business. He takes up a job to look after a reclusive man named Bubba who is like a giant kid, he doesn't understand people and doesn't know much, never having seen the outside world before. But Felix has bigger problems. He wants to patch up his relationship with his ex-girlfriend, and he's being targeted by his old colleagues who are no...。在濑户内海近海边荒岛上住着一对农民夫妇，他们有两个天真可爱的孩子。小孩非常听话，一起帮着料理家务。岛上严重缺水，周围都是咸水，一滴也不能用。因此，夫妇俩每天要从对岸运来饮用水，浇灌庄稼的水。每天拂晓就得起床，到对岸把水一担担的装上船，再浇灌到地里。但是庄稼长得不好。年复一年，他们开拓了一片又一片荒地。有时孩子们到海边钓到鱼都舍不得吃，都拿到集市上卖掉，换点钱吃顿好饭。一天，大儿子得了疾病，等夫妇俩从对岸赶回来，有驾船到对岸请来医生时，孩子早已断气了。夫妇俩怀着悲痛的心情火化了儿子，痛苦使他们更加痛苦沉默了，然而他们还是这样年复一年继续过这样的生活。。詹姆斯把最后一杯酒放在吧台上，旁边是一个英俊的陌生人，他们的目光短暂相遇。不久，詹姆斯在男厕所遇到了陌生人卡尔，决定在外面的街上等他。詹姆斯开车送卡尔回到他的公寓，在那里他透露说，他已经认识他，因为他服务他的汽车。詹姆斯吻了卡尔，他们在一起过了一夜。早晨，卡尔被内疚折磨着，殴打詹姆斯，让他在床上流血不止。 James places his last drink on the bar next to a handsome stranger, their eyes briefly meet. Shortly after James encounters the stranger, Carl, in the men's toilet and decides to wait for him outside in the street. James drive...。